Total Medals Earned: 228 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Reach a distance of 50
Reach a distance of 100
Reach a distance of 250
Reach a distance of 400
Reach a distance of 600
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
You just can't be patient, can you?
Get a game over.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/255 points)
TX-15 Dependency
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
Get a S Rank
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/55 points)
you know how it goes
who's there?
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
